GREETINGS FROM THE BIRTHDAY BETCH

Just turned the exciting age of 20 years old. What a monumental age right?!?!?!

Wrong.

Went out to dinz with some of my best friends and now potentially going out even though I have work super early tomorrow. #yolo

Birthday betch outfit: Zara floral dress, black suede wedges, (NEW!!!) MK chain link watch and red lipstick for some sa$$.




HALLO FRANZ

Working my ass off. Too exhausted for wit.

Wearing: polka dot slit maxi a la Forever 21 (fucking great find, right?), suede belt, tank, merino wool, and suede gladiators. 

I’m beat.

Later.




Fav new thing: Colorblocking.

And posing like an idiot. But that’s not new.

Outfit for work today: chambray, maritime colorblock dress, vintage belt (..from my mother), black/gold Torys




WEDDING feat. Mama Lang. 

Picture prompts included :  Look Asian, Look normal, Look like a headless idiot. 

She killed it.




I’m in FLORIDA until Tuesday! Roll track.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nBbGtccrAY&noredirect=1

Day 1: traveling outfit. Simple, layered, get it, get it. 

Chambray, cut crew neck, lace bra, high risers and suede gladiators. 

"Om nom nom," said my bangs as they ate my face. 




I’M BACK, TROLLS

After a much needed hiatus, I’m back to work and dressing like a real human being. Today was my “training” shift which meant me picking out an entire wardrobe for a hypothetical client in front of my store director, while she picked apart everything. I was a nervous wreck. But whateva whateva I do what I want. And she was impressed. So whatup.

Outfit for rolling with the punches: Michael Kors black snakeskin flats, black minnies, Madewell top, chambray, and turquoise bubble.



HELLO WORLD
Between finals, moving back home, and starting summer jobs we have completely neglected you lot and for that we apologize.
That being said, welcome to my childhood bedroom. Note my dance trophies, Spice Girls poster, heap of stuffed animals and fuschia velour doe. Yes, I’m 20. Get over it.
Going out tonight and channeling my inner Flintstone. Yabba dabba do bitches. 

HELLO WORLD

Between finals, moving back home, and starting summer jobs we have completely neglected you lot and for that we apologize.

That being said, welcome to my childhood bedroom. Note my dance trophies, Spice Girls poster, heap of stuffed animals and fuschia velour doe. Yes, I’m 20. Get over it.

Going out tonight and channeling my inner Flintstone. Yabba dabba do bitches. 




Purple pants: not only for Justin Bieber.

Sold lots of shit today. Obnoxious outfit for the day: gray/white polka dot J.Crew blouse, purple minnies, Ann Taylor necklace (I know..I’m a traitor), cheetah Torys




Anddd this is how we get the boys.

DEUCES.




Have I worn this outfit before? Most likely. I’m running out of sweater/button up combinations to accommodate this Spring FRIGID weather. 

Shop girl outfit: green toothpicks, tuxedo oxford, chunky knit, hefty necklace and loafers.